What are the biggest lies your rat told you ? I feel like there is so many common themes that maybe there is a rat handbook/ rat training out there somewhere! I will start of with a few ( of hundreds) mine told me :

– she’s just a friend/ stalker
– I dont drink or do drugs
– I have no money for food
– my parents are dead
– I save stray cats off the street
– Ive been arrested
– I’m homeless now
– Id never hit you